Unfortunately, SDS weekend is over. But, we've created a fantastic story! And it's turned out surprisingly long...
(Contains sexually explicit material)Lewis awoke to find all of his Avril merch missing. The scent of Adam and Sharfia was still crisp in the air, Lewis set search on the quest to retrieve he's Avril merch but stumbled accross Adam cleaning himself up in the bathroom; Then found a huge teddy bear under the shower... and the teddy bear was alive! It jumped out the shower and Sharifa walked in with a stick before it went to bite Adams ass, but the stick accidently slipped and ended up in the toilet! It was too late to save Adam from the teddy bear's bite, but on the bright side he had no teeth. However, the bathroom was quickly filled with nasty little prostitutes who were with some clients and they charged way too much! But still, Lewis was intrigued and decided to run into the kitchen, grab a butchers knife and stab Adam and Sharifa brutally in the backs for robbing his merch. As he was about to rape the now dead Adam while making the half-dead Sharifa watch, his mother walked in and said "I didn't raise you this way, you should do it with someone that at least has a heartbeat!" She helped Sharifa to the hospital and she was safe. Lewis was left in the room with Adam, when suddenly he woke up saying "be nice to your friends!! just take a viagra pill! atleast look like you're having fun!" And then there was a loud moan. Then James came in holding a batch of cookies and was utterly confused with the scene. He felt like he was watching Bandaids shutdown and so he yealled at them "Alicia loves waffles more than life itself!"which was rather out of the blue. Lewis ran out of the room and found safty with Avril who just arived in time after posing nude for her latest photoshoot! Then Adam came running out also, with James following behind him screaming "Taste my cookies, taste my cookies!" but then he tripped and fell flat on his face. Then Chris randomly popped out of nowhere and stole his cookies while saying "Mmm Lewis you look so hot with Cookies all over you!" Lewis winked and snogged Chris while he had cookies in his hand knowing it was Chris' dream come true.
BAM. A big cloud of smoke puffed up out of nowhere, Avril and Adam saw the change to run off while Chris, Lewis and James were still left behind. Suddenly Bunny appeared and as Adam and Avril ran off, James, Lewis and Chris threw Bunny into a volcano but she started to fly!! Bunny told them she is Super Woman, then James revealed he is an Angel with magic powers which he used to change apples into tickets and the tickets were front row seats at Avril's concert in Malaysia, but he couldn't go because Bunny and Avril stopped him and dragged him to the volcano where he had previously tried to throw bunny, but this time the volcano erupted! And James burned alive Bunny and Avril ran from the molting lava. Luckily Sharifa and Adam had a Bandaids helicopter, they hovered over Bunny and Avril and shot at them from a distance, luckily Avril was equipt with a bazooka and some soldiers of doom that helped her with shooting down the helicopter. But luckily Adam and Sharifa also had a secret weapon called bandaids rocks which can SQUISH THEM. Suddenly a man appeared from the volcano! It was Perez Hilton, who was all burnt and everyone could see his bones that he had written at them LOVE YOU AVRIL. Everyone screamed but luckily bunny was able to get rid of him, but then Avril turned out to have a gun and said she would shot everyone who was bandaids member; so with her Bazooka, gun, wounds from the Bandaids Rocks, and her threatening speech, Avril stood over everyone... but then suddenly Perez pulled out his laptop and started posting mean blogs! Avril said, "you're so boring, why don't you get a job, I mean a real one" Like time stopped Sharifa ran over to her computer and tried to delete bandaids from internet. But then Justin came and interrupted her by taking her by the hand and leading her to his bedroom. Avril ran out of nowhere before they could reach the bedroom and shot Justin in the head, as she did she ran for Sharifa and tackled her onto the floor while making out with her Visciously. She took out a big purple dildo and shoved it into a deep dark hole in Sharifa's pussy and then Sharifa moaned and groaned.
BAM Sinead suddenly appeared on the scene, stabbed Avril in the back and pulled Sharifa up and shouted "You dont have long left, we have to get outta here!" They then went to Subway! And inside they saw a hearty italian bread stick. Sinead grabbed it, suddenly asked for, "Chicken, toasted please, and can I have some lettuce, sweetcorn and southwestern sauce" Sinead sat down, and ate the best sub EVER; but halfway through the sub avril came running in, gave sharifa a loving look and gave sinead the dirtiest look ever. That is when sinead's sandwich came alive! And then chris walked in and jumped on Avril, but she kicked him right in the balls. Avril took out a flame thrower and burned Chris alive. He was dead. Sinead then stood there pointing and laughing. Suddenly Lewis ran in and grabbed Sinead and Sharifa as they left Chris' burned corpse the building exploded. Avril was still inside. As the flames blew over, she walked out, she was now half woman and half machine. Lewis, Sharifa and Sinead had no clue what to do, luckily Corrine came to the rescue from Avrils android body in a bat mobile, faster than lightning. She hopped out with a bazooka, and blasted Avril. They all jumped into the car with Corrine and went to Adams house.
Lewis, Sinead, Sharifa, Corrine and Adam sat in Adam's kitchen drinking tea, when suddenly they all dyed eachothers hair. Sinead dyed hers Luminous Green, while the rest went for the new Jennfier Aniston hair style , but oh no Adam ran out of hair extensions and ended up with half Jenifer Aniston style. But at least it was better than his pink streak he had a while back though, so Adam was happy, so he went for a shit but oh no! There was no bog roll left, so he ran downstairs, grabbed lewis, and wiped his ass with Lewis' lucky baby bib he put on while drinking. Lewis was quite enraged and pulled his trousers down, and told adam to buy him new underwear because he was getting holes in his! Adam went off to the store and Sinead and Sharifa started cooking dinner, which was infested with cockroaches, Corrine, who is fascinated by them walked over to the cooker and rescued the screaming Sharifa and Sinead from the evil cockroaches that were multiplying by the second. However, they proved to be too powerful, and they needed the help of the All Mighty Killer Bunny. Then Adam returned from the city with superman boxers for lewis and dropped them and screamed out because he was allergic to rabbit fur. He grabbed Lewis' hand and got in the car and drove to the "animal wreckers superstore" in the city, and bought a "holy hand grenade" so he could blow the bunny up and eat the remains, because he really likes rabbit meat and wanted to make a rabbit milkshake. Sinead was disgusted after it happened and wanted to leave and take everyone but Adam with her to go to adams favourite place in the world just so it would be nice to take a break.
The End!
Thanks to:
Steven (Banana Pancakes)
Lisette (bunny)
Lewis (Lewymocha Original)
Corrine (Vintage Disposition)
James (Spaghetti Incident)
Brian (Running With Scissors)
dark blue raven (dark blue raven)
Remco (Together We Stand)
Vassia (tinkril)
Sinéad (sinead1989)
-Chris
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